Dave, 42, from Pittsburgh, died suddenly at home, days after receiving his sixth booster.

Known by neighbors for his BLM signs and Ridin’ With Biden flag, Dave Bounced from job to job after getting comfortable with Cares Act money.

Dave worked tirelessly in his community to incite violence, inflame racial tensions, steal what didn’t belong to him and blame MAGA republicans for all of it.

He was a prominent fixture in Schenley Park, where he was well known by other malignant activists for galvanizing the movement to take down Christopher Columbus’s statue and desecrating the graves of our military fallen.

Dave was proud of his work, helping to run the local elementary school’s Transition Closet, and aided many youngsters in concealing their gender-changing journeys from their parents. He also volunteered in the school library, where he kept extra copies of The Gender Queer so kids as young as 5 could learn all about sex.

Dave was a dedicated Volunteer at the community vaccination clinic, and proudly jabbed hundreds of his neighbors with Pfizer’s gene-scrambling elixir.

When not volunteering with city road crews in installing useless roundabouts, speed humps and bike lanes to snarl traffic all over his city-

Dave’s tireless work with Planned Parenthood to abort babies careless teens didn’t want to birth - earned him “Pittsburgh’s Most Promising Progressive” award, four years in a row.

Dave lived with his mother until she died in 2018, and sponged off her social security checks.
He is survived by 17 cats.